Here’s why you’re a jerk. If I slapped you in the face like a billion times, but you slapped your friend in the face a hundred times, That does not mean that I wasn’t wrong for slapping you in the face. I’m wrong as hell. Especially since there’s a good chance that I instigated you slapping your friend in the face. That’s what dirty doin’ ass people do. That’s Europeans in a muh’fuckin nutshell.
I didn’t even say that no one else had ever done bad things in the world. People do horrible things, yes. But the expansiveness of the global oppression, that white people have created on this planet, is amazing. Have a look at this:
And that’s just one little bitty island of white people, dawg. Please sit down.
johanna and katniss would probably both hate titanic
"white people have been doin’ the world dirty for like a thousand years." ah yes only white people have ever done bad things. if it weren't for white people we'd be colonizing alpha centauri and singing kumbaya around a campfire. those gosh darn cr*ckers!
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
I will fear no canon. For Thou art with me. Thy fanfic and thy meta, they comfort me
Forever and ever AO3
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture