“My girlfriend is a blanket, pillow and stuffed duck stealer! I was up in the middle of the night freezing my butt off, and she’s buried in this little nest of fluffy things. Plus, when I try to snuggle up, she freaks out and says that I’m ice cold! Any advice on how to fix this?”
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
1. Wake her up everytime she steals something and tell her she’s stealing.
2. Put your cold feet on her warm back when she’s asleep.
3. Write her a really long a dramatic letter about how it’s not going to work between you two because she’s so selfish and possessive and you want to be able to sleep with other people, and then sign the letter ‘blanket’
4. Get your own…
Third <3
