For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush
That one time when all the Starks were happy…. That was a good minute.
The poison for Joffrey.
The poison especially chosen to kill Joffrey.
The wedding planners send their regards
George R. R. Martin a.k.a The Wedding Planner
"Oh, Joffrey, if only someone actually loved you"
Basically a summary of my feels for Game of Thrones